Rare Insults That You Don't Hear Every Day

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andcallmeshirley
Nov 7, 2020 3:38 AM EST

Insults sometimes break the barrier between classic and overused and are simply brilliant uses of the English or any other language. These r/RareInsults will give you plenty of ideas how to outwit your rivals and stun your enemies with zingers that will hit right in the feels. Or you can just enjoy some funny tweets of people getting completely destroyed on the internet, the choice is yours.

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    Face - Comments 13K 38 REPLIES 6 months ago She's a perfect example why shampoo bottles have instructions 10K 回66 66 REPLIES
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    Youth - r/FellowKids |-6h i.redd.it 1 2 會1 My math teacher's halloween costume USIC BAN 8.1k 264 1 Share SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL • 3h His legs look like they'd snap in a bowl of chunky salsa. Reply 21
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    Photography - We have some excellent headlines for you today. 1 year ago My boy looking like a tub of neopolitan icecream 西 5.2K 回 21 21 REPLIES
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    Product - TIKTOK sitgiriha むTOK Sirhannahstar 幸 X Comments 3K 5 months ago 7:18 girls lips soo big she literally created a new species of duck 381 目7 7 REPLIES
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    Hair - Youremind me of thatactress, whats her name.. you know, the one from Planetofthe Apes. imgflip.com
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    Cartoon - Steve, you will never get laid. There's nothing attractive about you. You have the sex appeal of the cancer ward at a pediatric hospitäl.
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    Text - 11:55 8:25 / 8:49 PLEX Comments 20K Lil pump the type of guy who'd go to the police station and ask the officers a phone to dial 911 O 1.2K E 3 3 REPLIES EMZI LENZI • 11 months ago lil pump the type of guy to buy water and throw it in the sea to set it free O 490 日4 4 REPLIES Hugh Mungus 10 months ago Lil pump is that type of guy to bury his phone when it's dead 6 717 日4 4 REPLIES ..
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    Text - ll Sprint LTE 11:59 AM 100% * r/facepalm ... 8.3k 184 Share Award Y BEST COMMENTS ▼ brainDontKillMyVibe • 11h WhyAmlHere_12 • 11h ZenAurum • 12h Her chin has more wrinkles than her brain. 6 Replv 606 Add a comment
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted b, It's crazy to think about how the English and French have been rivals for a very long time, and yet in the two biggest wars they fought, they were on the same side. Mindblowing 1 Vote 3 Share I TOP COMMENTS Having the French on your side is like having Stephen Hawking back you up in a pub fight
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    Text - • před 5 měsíci "that's a small drink and a small fries", this is why america has an obesity crisis. 1,6 tis. E 31 Přidat veřejnou odpově. před 5 měsíci LEGIT. I don't understand why Americans eat as if they have free healthcare.. It 209
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    Photo caption - Comments 2.9K 9 months ago he looks like when you press caps lock and hit shift for the first letter 山 2.4K 日30 30 REPLIES
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    Text - KHY The Hill O @thehill 23h North Carolina man arrested with van full of guns and explosives, had plans to assassinate Joe Biden hill.cm/gsD4wZw ♡ Q ♡ Liked by and others Thats exactly what he is View all 1,355 comments Charge him for that haircut as wel
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    Facial expression - Original "Stop it, get some help" Michael Jordan Anti-drug PSA 1987 1 week ago his ears look like theyre upside down It 21 ! REPLY View 2 replies
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    Product - Cner Replies • 2 months ago How does someone manage to look like a 42 year old man, a 15 years old boy and a 35 year old woman all at the same time? B 3.5K 回 38
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    Text - Respostas 1 semana atrás G In every public anomaly, there's ALWAYS a screaming female. Always. 6,1 mi 384 Adicione uma resposta pública... ck • 1 semana atrás Just not in your bedroom Imao 1,5 mi ...
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    Text - Why should we care 19m Like Reply .....i hope your wife gives birth to a centipede and you have to spend the rest of your days slaving away to buy shoes for it. 10 16m Like Reply
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    Photo caption - frame Comments 9.8K 15 minutes ago C Listening to Kanye is like sorting by "new" on the shower thoughts subreddit I6 53 史 回1 ...
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    Advertising - head& shoulders, Trav on his way to solve a mystery of a suburban housewife's missing cat. 16h Like Reply 208 Replied 6 Replies He wearing those pants that a cheap lawyer wears before he loses your case 16h Like Reply 126 E Stitch It!
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    Text - The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee 9h v Sea Level Rises Hundreds Of Feet Due To Sweat From Celebrities Waiting To Be Outed As Perverts BOSTON NEW YORK CITY WASHINGTON, DC CHARLESTON NEW ORLEANS HOUSTON MIAMI Sea Level Rises Hundreds Of Feet Due To Sweat From Celebrities Waiting To... babylonbee.com O 134 273,004 10.3K
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    Comfort food - I ripped off the flap to Harley's food and couldn't open properly with my hands so decided to tear with my teeth instead of a knife. Got a generous load of dog food to the face. Didn't taste great but still better than your mum did last night Casar Fil Mignon
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    Vehicle - 2:47 A073% O r/beholdthemasterrace ↑ 76 37 Share BEST NEW ТОР kL2hGHMyqMsmcx9u • 14h He looks like a 4yo wearing his church clothes Reply 50 Add a comment
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    Face - LADO Carnifex_carnivore · 1h This guy would lose a fight to a magnet. Reply
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    Text - 10:29 O * 93% i ellentube Comments 19K 11 REPLIES Mr. Puns • 1 month ago M Man, Imagine being Ellen and having a whole section of a show to show an audience of fossils laughing at someone for not being able to use type of phone that has been obsolete since the early 60's and was entirely replaced by the 80's and then being like "Silly child, you can't operate a rotary, how do you even tell time?" as the audience struggles to open a PDF and do basic tasks with a smartphone without a commit
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    Face - TikTox • 3 weeks ago The asian guy looks like the word "bruh" 1.1K 目9
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    Text - Replies 2h Stop giving trophies to average kids. It interferes with their development. Like Reply 24 7. 1h Nobody is gonna listen to some Facebook choad who's only athletic pursuit is chronic fapping. Like Reply 22
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    Animation - Replies 1:59 "You look like you eat bologna sandwiches for breakfast"
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    Face - 8:41 1 Tweet Funimation follows BossLogic @Bosslogic Looks like he about to yell out he needs more pictures of Spider-Man then start singing I want to break free 2:32 AM · 10/25/20 · Twitter for Android Tweet your reply Q
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    Technology - Tiffany Trump looks like the human manifestation of whipped cream. 2020 PAO POR BY DONALD.ATHM UMP IDE PLORIDA TRUM 12 hou
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    Text - You're treading in dangerous waters kid 1:16 PM Do you hear yourself? You sound the the sh bully character from a low budget 80's school themed porn flick. 1:17 PM
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